Probably went swimming and got eaten by a pineapple.

Terry Pratchett
Some Similar Quotes
  1. He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom. - P.g. Wodehouse

  2. This work was strictly voluntary, but any animal who absented himself from it would have his rations reduced by half. - George Orwell

  3. The universe is a million billion light-years wide, and every inch of it would kill you if you went there. This is the position of the universe with regards to human life. - Martin Amis

  4. I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me. - Matt Groening

  5. Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. - Ambrose Bierce

More Quotes By Terry Pratchett
  1. And what would humans be without love?" R A R E, said Death.

  2. It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.

  3. If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

  4. Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.

  5. I meant, " said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. C A T S, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.

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